Poetry? More Like Boretry

Have you ever seen the disgustingly repulsive video of the guy who gets his head stuck up an elephant's ass? (here's the link if not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ske8AG5q74) I feel as happy as that guy every time I'm forced to elaborate on poetry. Not to offend those who are into poetry because it can be a beautiful rhythmic pattern. But much like a morphine drip, it's only enjoyable in doses. - For poetry causes pain to the brain when forced to devour for more than an hour. I would rather endure the smell of manure than learn hycoos that cause me to snooze. - Maybe it's not that bad, but you catch my drift.